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1.) As many of you guessed, Thanos was actually Grimace from the old McDonald's ads. Apparently Disney and McD's had an old agreement to make him into a movie character. The real reason he is acting like such a jerk is because he is jealous of Ronald's Fame.
2.) Tony Stark was able to sweep up all the dust from the fallen heroes and put them in a big science bucket along with some stem cells and a 9v battery. In doing so he created Captain Marvel! Wow!
spider-pan
3.) Thanos reveals that his face looks like that because he fell on a rake when he was a boy. He is very sensitive about it and if you mention it, he might snap. Also, the reason that he is purple and not green (like Gamora) is because he takes colloidal silver treatments which dyed his skin.
Don’t do this to yourself.
4.) Luke Skywalker is resurrected just in time to teach Hawkeye something useful.
5.) The people who made the film did not put an end credit scene in the movie because the run time is already so long and they wanted to get people out of the theater. Doing this allowed them to start the next movie as soon as the credits started. That’s why it made so much at the box office - More screenings!
This isn’t happening, don’t even wait around.
6.) At the very end of the film they revealed that the whole thing was a fever dream being had by an insane man played by John Favreau and there is really no such thing as super heroes.
blaaaaargh!
Game of Thrones
1.) It turns out Bran isn't special at all, he just wanted attention so he made all that stuff up, He didn't even need a wheel chair! What a faker.
Bran is the 3-eyed raven but can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
2.) Daenerys gets evicted from Westeros for refusing to obey leash laws.
We know you have a leash, why don’t you use it!?
3.) Sir Jorah decides he doesn't want anything more to do with this throne nonsense so he puts down his sword to follow his dream of designing bicycles! Good for you, Jorah!
look out behind you, buddy!
4.) During a giant battle scene the Iron throne gets stolen and melted down and everybody just agrees to let it go and work together on a community garden.
Now we know who stole it, that puckish rogue, Tony Stark!
5.) While everyone is planting vegetable in the new garden the Night King kills everyone and the show just ends. Also the dragons are rabid and have to be put down.
Felt cute, might kill everyone later, IDK.
6.) It has been leaked that the final 4 episodes will just be George R. R. Martin jumping on a trampoline while eating Ben and Jerry's.
leaked image of the final episodes
That’s it folks, I just saved you a bunch of time and money. You are welcome.